Turning~Slangy~XD

Hi there~! First of all i want to thank you for viewing my blog~! yehey~! Well this post will teach you how to be SLANGY~! Well let's say its not gonna help you in your everyday life...Maybe some of this words are familiar to you cause you have just heard it from your "bisayang yaya". *wahaha* but i think it will make you laugh~!*i hope*

CONTEMPLATE~(konting plate)~kulang ang mga pinggan

PUNCTUATION~(pang-tuition)~pera para makapag-enroll

ICE BUKO~(ayos buhok ko?)~nagtatanong kung ayos ang buhok nya

TENACIOUS~(tennis shoes)~sapatos na pang tennis

CALCULATOR~(call you later)~tawagan kita mamaya

DEVASTATION~(the bus station)~sakayan ng bus

PROTESTANT~(fruit stand)~bilihan ng prutas

STATUE~(is that you?!)~ikaw ba yan?!

TISSUE~(it's you!!)~ikaw nga!!

PREDICATE~(free the cat)~pakawalan ang pusa

DEDICATE~(dead the cat)~patay na pusa

ASPECT~(ice pick)~pandurog o pantusok ng yelo

DEDUCT~(the duck)~ang pato

DEFEAT~(the feet)~ang paa

DETAIL~(the tail)~ang buntot

DEPOSIT~(the faucet)~ang gripo

CITY~(syete)~bago mag otso

CATTLE~(castle)~doon nakatila ang hali at leyna

PERSUADING~(first wedding)~unang kasal

DEPRESS~(the priest)~ang pari na nagkasal sa "PERSUADING"

DEFEND~(the pen)~ang pinangpirma sa contrata ng "PERSUADING"

IT DEPENDS~(eat the fence)~kainin mo ang bakod

SHAMPOO~(sampu)~bago mag labing isa

DELUSION~(di loose yun)~"pag wala kang belt...eh DELUSION"

DELIVERY~(di libre)~"pag late yang pizza, eh DELIVERY"

PROFIT~(prove it)~patunayan mo

THESIS~(this is...)~ito ay...

BACLOG~(bacon and egg)~bacon at itlog

BEEHIVE~(behave)~magpakatino ka

CD ROM~(see the room)~tingnan mo ang kwarto

DEBUG~(the bug)~ang insekto

DEFRAG~(the frog)~ang palaka

DEFENSE~(the fence)~ang bakod

DEFER~(the fur)~ang balahibo

DEFLATE~(the plate)~ang plato

DETEST~(the test)~ang eksamin

DEVALUE~(double u)~susunod sa letrang "v"

DEVOTE~(the vote)~ang boto

DILLEMMA~(dilim ah)~"brownout?! dilim ah!"

EFFORT~(airport)~doon nag-la-land ang airplane

FORUMS~(four rooms)~apat na kwarto

JULY~(you lie?!)~"did JULY?!"

THESIS~(disease)~"he got a serious case of THESIS"